As I'm sure everybody already knows, My brother is a Secret Agent. You know, like Ted. I wanted to post his address so that yous guys can send him a letter or whatnot.
SPC Merlin Collins
Aco 3BSTB 1CD
FOB Marez
APO AE 09334
Seriously, I'll bet when it's not dangerous in Iraq, it's boring. Send him some fun, but no Pork or Porn. (Govt rules)
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ReplyDeleteDon't you look handsome, yet deadly!! Hope you are doing well. Is there anything you need or want? (within reason of course)
ReplyDeleteWe love you!!
he keeps asking for summer sausage, but I can't find any such thing.
ReplyDeleteA&M sells awesome beef jerky- would that be okay to send?/would it even be something he'd want?
ReplyDeleteI've discovered recently that I'm not really all that good at this care package business...
I think you'll have to tell that story now.
ReplyDeleteYes, but don't feel like you have to send something. A letter w/a picture would be just as cool and you don't have to fill out those retarded customs forms.
What, the care package story? I have a friend who's on his mission and he asked for a care package in his last letter, since it's around Valentine's day (a holiday I hate, but hey, it's a good excuse to eat chocolate). I asked him what kind of candy he likes, and his only response was, "Butterfingers". So since I'm a smart ass I'm just sending him a box full of Butterfingers and a note that says, "I friggin' hate Valentine's Day. Enjoy your candy."
ReplyDeleteOkay, here is a typical "Mars/Venus" thing.
ReplyDeleteYou asked what he wanted.
He told you.
You go all sarcastic on him.
WTF?
Bah. He wouldn't like me half as much as he does if I wasn't a complete bitch to him. Besides, he's what he gets for asking outright for a Valentine's Day care package when he KNOWS I despise and loathe that particular holiday.
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